March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything, as long as you’re shorter than them.

On March 1st I asked my significant other for a hug since I am shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

July 1st National post your crush day

Post your crush!!

July 1st National post your crush day

by Dracos wife July 1, 2022

July 1st

July 1st is send your best friend a booty vid day, so if you got a fat ass, show it off to your best friend!

its July 1st, send be a booty pic!

by MaxGoose June 30, 2021

July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

October 1st

October 1st is the National Get Your Partener Out for Coffee Day, meaning that you have to go out for coffee or a date no matter the circumstances.

Gf: Hey, it's October 1st!
Bf: and?
Gf: You don't know?
Bf: No, what is it
Gf: We're breaking up.

by TsukiiLmao September 17, 2022

January 1st

The day the best country in the world (Australia) got their independence

January 1st is the best day of the year!

by Mr Big Brain July 12, 2022