When you are particularly stoned as fuck and you try to say "stick up your ass" but instead say "butt up your ass".
Izzy
Izzy
Izzy: "Why do British people talk like, that like they have a butt up their ass. Oh wait, I mean stick up their ass... hehehe"
by Spaghettioslover365 April 7, 2022
Get the Butt up their assmug. When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.
Guy 1: hey dude check this out
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024
Get the Velcro Buttmug. When the toilet paper sticks to your balls, and your hand keeps going and you end up whiping your ass with your palm.
by Kezalex July 5, 2023
Get the Butt Palmmug. Any individual, male or female who has pooped and has not yet taken a shower using soap and a thorough scrub to his or her butt hole to remove the excess poop that is probably stuck in the nooks of the anus.
Kristina was a very attractive women and presented herself with the upmost confidence. Andrew was extremely attracted to Kristina. Andrew was going to ask Kristina on a date until he noticed she had used the bathroom for roughly 10 minutes. Andrew then knew that Kristina had a “Poop Butt” and decided not to ask her on a date.
by Godrewski March 15, 2022
Get the Poop Buttmug. by A Beaner Nigga May 27, 2024
Get the Booty Butt Crackmug. by NAsense April 30, 2025
Get the Brownie Buttmug. 