P1: i was trying to get my freak on with some chick but my mom cock blocked and stopped my game.
P2: man whata bitch. your mom needs to be euthanized. she is such a cock blocker!
P1: word! agreed!
P2: man whata bitch. your mom needs to be euthanized. she is such a cock blocker!
P1: word! agreed!
by ihatemymom September 16, 2010
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by cockblockbusterclerk April 24, 2010
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While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.
While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.
Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.
Also known as a Edison Reamer.
Also known as a Edison Reamer.
by ChuckGoldmember October 31, 2008
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Tony- Dude you are such a faggot
Which one are you? The vagina.
Tony- Dude you are such a faggot
Which one are you? The vagina.
by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010
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by _K_Y March 11, 2011
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Guy 1: "Dude, look at the fag in the corner talking to Stephanie."
Guy 2: "That fag with the lip piercing?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's a total kamikazi cock nazi!"
Guy 2: "That fag with the lip piercing?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's a total kamikazi cock nazi!"
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