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International Two-Face Day

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.
Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!
by edgyswaglord69 October 4, 2019
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Bitch Face Chuckle Nugget

Someone that does stupid shit all the time they think is funny
John pretended to fall down so I pushed that bitch face chuckle nugget myself.
by xionymous October 18, 2019
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face pressed against glass

When someone presses their face against glass/window. People sometimes press their face against glass so they can make funny faces since you can see your face getting squished on the other side.
He looks funny when he's got his face pressed against glass.
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Fake Two Face Hoes

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.
Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.
by Bootycheekintheocean June 12, 2019
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Open-face Tuna Melt

Heard of a cream pie? Well... this is like that, but more melty and tuna-y
After leaving that bitch with an open-face tuna melt, I dragged her ass down to Walgreens and watched her swallow that plan-B pill.
by WyldWyldWest November 16, 2018
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Third Party Face Palm

thurd pahr-tee feys pahm

The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
by FlamingoPants January 28, 2013
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Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence
Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces
by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019
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