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Black Privilege

A made up term used by racist conservatives to accuse African Americans of being privileged because of a racial biases they have towards African Americans and African diaspora
tim: tyrone just got a promotion instead of me, must've been because of that black privilege
by Daprocrastinator April 25, 2024
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Black Panther Film

Originally intended to be a fairy tail wonderland similar to Cinderella or HogWarts but specially made with Blacks, to the Blacks, for Blacks, by some Disney Jews.

Studies have shown most Blacks interpreted the fictional film as an informative documentary showcasing “black excellence” and “black history”. Further study revealed that roughly 7 in 10 Black survey respondents were at least “highly confident” the city of Wakanda was in fact an unincorporated suburban district located somewhere in the Atlanta metro area.

Scholars have long debated how to break it to the Blacks that the Film is indeed entirely fiction, and was never meant to be the foundation on which to build all “black power, black pride, and black self-importance”.

The NAACP has stated: “While white “allies” are encouraged to view the film routinely until they learn somethin’ .. be mindful while viewing to “know your place”, “stay in yo lane”, and “only speak to acknowledge and affirm the black excellence seated next to you, size’in you up, talking loudly and brilliantly through the whole movie, or twerking on vehicles in the parking lot outside the mall.
40 yo White guy: “Hey kids, wanna go see that Black Panther Film tonight?!”

Tween Daughter: “ew no.. Srsly dad wut the fuk?!”

White guy: “Come onn kids.. my treat!”

Tween Daughter: “fine, but when my baby daddy get out next week, he movin’ in here and maybe trappin’ out the house for a minute, feel me? he gotta get on his feet, support me and forget about his other baby mommas mess n’shit”

White guy: “Ok sweetiee! Wakanda forevvv-

White wife: “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.. I can’t find my meth pipe so I shoved a couple crack rocks in my coochie teehee”

White guy: “Last one to the Subaru is a rotten egg!!”
by DixonUranus January 22, 2024
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Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere
P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"
by BluBalls January 18, 2021
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DXRacer red and black chair

The great chair that the incredible Milescraft 01 sat on
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DXRacer red and black chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Milescraft 01 April 11, 2023
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big black beautiful

There is a guy I fancy. He’s from the toon- he’s called isaih. He is BBB. Big. Black and beautiful. My friend Snapchat’s him and I’m so so jelly.

Ps I love u isaih
Oh my god I saw isaih in tup tup. He was big black beautiful and I love him so much
by Abskebabz February 24, 2024
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Black IQ disparities

I've never said anything about it being genetic.
Hym "What I said about the black IQ disparities are that it could likely be remediated and I relate THAT assertion to a Stephen Bryne joke where he claims that asians being better at math is the result of HOW MATH IS TAUGHT being more closely connected to the language. And I suggested doing that here. And I assert that they use as different dialect and that THE SAME LOGIC ALSO APPLIES FOR WHITE PEOPLE IN THE RURAL SOUTH. And NOW you have Jordan Peterson bringing a guy on who says that they ARE TEACHING MATHS DIFFERENTLY AND THE INNER CITY IQ DISPARITY IS GOING AWAY. I also remark on what I think are flaws in the IQ testing. But if they are teaching it differently BECAUSE OF ME, I am both correct again and better and smarter than everyone. And I say fat-cocks are dumb (which makes you a racist for associating black people with fat cocks you fucking bigot) because they avoid all of the dick-centric shaming that I'M getting. And in comparison to me, everyone is dumb. I'm a goddamn genius. The greatest mind who has ever lived!"
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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