David Hasselhof: Hey You know that John guy? I heard he's DA MAN
Obama: Hell yeah brother! he's john da man a.k.a coolest muthaphukker on the planet
Obama: Hell yeah brother! he's john da man a.k.a coolest muthaphukker on the planet
by John_Da_Man May 13, 2020
Get the John Da Manmug. a hybrid combination of humpty dumpty and the devil that strangely looks like a demented version of "Beldar" from the movie, Coneheads. The "kinder man" was used as a mascot for the Ferrero candy company to advertise their "kinder surprise" eggs which were chocolate eggs containing small toys, that children apparently just have to eat (even though the labels on the eggs clearly say NOT to eat the plastic toys!!!!!) The "kinder man" was featured in a commercial in which he appears on a wall holding a kinder egg, shaking it, opening the egg, taking the toy out, eating the egg, and playing with the toy. the commercial ends with the kinder man falling off the wall that he was sitting on. During the course of the commercial, the Kinder man is speaking in a completely strange dialect that you couldnt possibly understand. The most notable piece of his strange dialect is when he opens the wrapper of the egg and shouts "CHOCODOOBY, DOUBLY CHOCODOOBY". The kinder egg man commercial (that was aired on a British childrens network) was soo disturbing to young children that it was banned from television. If only kids took his falling off the wall at the end of the commercial as suicide then they might have not been so scared of the kinder man
Bob: He man, guess what!
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*
Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*
Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.
by Kindahmann April 3, 2010
Get the Kinder Egg Manmug. A guy who cherishes a woman for the rest of his life.
This guy waited a while to meet this woman, and didn't want relationships in high school because most women were immature.
This guy waited a while to meet this woman, and didn't want relationships in high school because most women were immature.
Jerry only had one girlfriend his entire life, and married her, and died with her, and loved her.
Jerry having loving only one woman in his life, he is a "One Woman Man".
Jerry having loving only one woman in his life, he is a "One Woman Man".
by Chops92 June 18, 2011
Get the One Woman Manmug. I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
by ruby stevens May 21, 2020
Get the the man behind the slaughtermug. by Latino Banana September 18, 2016
Get the Man Bazooka Juicemug. A "grown ass man" will always put his kids and/or family's needs ahead of his own. He handles his business and has no need to refer to himself as a "grown ass man"
If someone calls themself a "grown ass man" it is most certainly because he is being a little bitch and not taking care of his responsibilities.
If someone calls themself a "grown ass man" it is most certainly because he is being a little bitch and not taking care of his responsibilities.
by WaltJr September 12, 2014
Get the Grown Ass Manmug. Contrary to popular belief, it's not the same as the movie. A cinderella man is a gay man, usually one who does drag.
by Sexy uber stud April 24, 2006
Get the cinderella manmug.