Systems Baby

A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.

That boy is a mess, he's a traumatized systems baby.

by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025

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Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

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my sweet pretty baby

your gorgeous girl. the love of your life. the sweetest, prettiest girl you've seen. Shes the love of my life.

Chloe: youre my sweet pretty baby
Annabelle: only yours my love

by bonfirebychildishgambino May 7, 2024

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baby shark

NO.

Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

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Baby Milk Snatcher

A person who gives blowjobs

My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk

by guy from the twin cities September 28, 2023

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Kirby is a baby game

The last words that he said

Arthur: Kirby is a baby game

*gunshots*

Reporter: After 2 weeks Mr. Arthur was found dead on his home, some report hearing: "Kirby is a baby game" as his last words before hearing the gunshots

by anonymous Zelda fan. September 12, 2021

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