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Baby Stompers

- Wearing flip-flops or sandals in a public campground bathroom shower, as as to not step on the jizz / cum that is on the floor from someone masturbating or banging in the shower.
Don't forget to wear your baby stompers so you don't get your feet all nasty.
by No Bra Captain January 17, 2019
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Old Baby

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.
Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!
by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016
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baby photos

'have you got any baby photos?'
by priestman April 11, 2009
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Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.
Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.
by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016
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Baby Monkey Bum

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.
"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."
by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011
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Pink Baby Cat

A person who does not ready up in Wreckfest 2.
by K-Saturn April 8, 2025
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Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.
Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?
by Buttercup Shinkicker April 5, 2023
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