Mexican Cock Sneeze

First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.

by The Hot Sausage June 16, 2010

Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.

"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"

by MM132 September 20, 2012

captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

cock breath bitch

a bitch that sucks so much cock that when she breathes a cock shaped vapor cloud emits from her mouth making her choke just a little bit...

Many of hugh heffners bunnies are cock breath bitches.

friend 1: hey dude look at that girk over there shes choking!!!

friend 2: hey its okay shes only a cock breath bitch she will be fine!

Whore: hey stop making f......{cough cough choke choke Bluaghhhhh!!!} nevermind i realize ima cock breath bitch now

by shadow of life November 4, 2009

Female cock blocker

A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!

Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!

by king rash bash December 30, 2011

fumidor del cock

Combination of Spanish and English that creates the insult Cock Smoker (literal translation is "smoker of the cock").
See cock smoker or cock sucker.

Guy 1: You suck!

Guy 2: Yeah well you're a fumidor del cock.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

Croatian Cock Wedge

A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.

Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?

Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*

by #GazdA# December 27, 2020