National boyfriend day part 2

Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times

October 20 is national boyfriend day part 2

by Jay daddy smurt October 12, 2020

National Nudes day

May 6-8th is National Nudes day. Blow up the phone with nudes to anyone whose name begins with a T.

“Hey Gina may 6-8th is national nudes day don’t for get to send nudes to everyone with a T at the beginning of their name.

“Thanks Trevor I almost forgot sending them now ;)”

by Cloudhumor May 6, 2024

National hit your ex up day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together? After all, it is national hit your ex up day.”

by addylade October 30, 2020

National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021

National makeout in a changing room or mall day

ON JUNE 29th u and ur partner will makeout in a mall or changing room in a store or a mall

Riley-Hey it’s June 29th National makeout in a changing room or mall day let’s go to the changing rooms

Eliana-Alr let’s go then

by Idkimcrazylol June 25, 2022

Tar nation

Derogatory term used to describe black people, especially rioters, liberal activists, Democratic party supporters and criminals. Deliberately made to sound the same as the old-fashioned swear word "tarnation".

Most frequently used by blue collar populists and conspiracy theorists from the upper midwest (Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota). Used both by whites and latinos.

Qanon chick: CVS Pharmacy is nothing but a scam promoted by an unholy alliance of the deep state and the tar nation!

Guy: What happened to that Walmart? I just saw lost of police there today.
9/11 Truther: Tar nation rioters broke into it last night and robbed the place clean.

by LeonCiolgoszLeonCiolgoszz July 23, 2021

National Ben Day

National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.

William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”

Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”

William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”

by AmericanScumNut May 26, 2022