The Dark Ones

When two orange tabby cats, particularly dark and/or homosexual in nature, are absolutely black about the food bowls when they go on the floor.

It’s 8:30, have you fed the dark ones yet?

by Hoodlummm February 15, 2025

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ONS

ons is short for "on soul". basically another way of saying on god or on me.

"she is always starting shit."
"ons"

by hyolynsqueendom May 24, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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A "One-Six" is a code-phrase used by guys who decide to pee outdoors when there are more than enough opportunities to do so within a home or establishment. Peeing outdoors is one of the great advantages of being a man. The term was jointly established by two cousins who were very drunk one night and has since spread throughout the American South. While sitting on the back porch, one cousin stood up and made his way to the edge of the back porch and began to pee. The other cousin asked, "Jeeze man, does she know how much you pee off her back porch?" "Nah, man she only knows about it one sixth of the time." "AAHahah... the ONE-SIX!!!"

Wife: "Hey babe... Wha What are you... Damnit Hank, ANOTHER One-Six!!?
You: "Don't hate me cause I can, Baby. Don't be jealous; God made us all the way we are."

You stand up at a party and head for the front door:
"oh, you have to pee? Someone just walked out of the bathroom."

"Nah, its feels great outside. I'm just gonna One-Six it."

by One-Six'er July 12, 2019

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One Two

Similar to "Six Seven" or "Forty One"; also written as "1 2"
No particular meaning, but any time these consecutive numbers are mentioned, this may be shouted.

Teacher: "Okay class, so, on average, you all made 1 or 2 mista-"
Class: "ONE TWO!!!!"

by urban kid weirdo October 28, 2025

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