JPS (Jessel Polarity Syndrome)

A level of psychosis that causes a person to change from nice and polite to rude, manipulative and deceptive.

I noticed that Sally was showing signs of JPS when she offered to help me with my homework and then later denied me that help.

by Wendy Chan September 9, 2005

Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.

Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.

by Paylardo November 3, 2010

Pink Nipple Syndrome (PNS)

When an artist gives pink nipples to a character whose skin tone does not call for pink nipples. Ex: character skin tone is very dark, artist gives them bright bubblegum colored nips.

Jonathan: Dude, I saw this real nice fucking picture of that black chick from Pokemon on Rule 34 but the artist had some severe Pink Nipple Syndrome (PNS)...

Dave: That sucks dude. Let's go call him retarded and autistic for not understanding the simple concept of melanin.

by Bajxkkdnm June 12, 2019

Rock 'n' Rye Syndrome

This is a condition in which a person is in a sense, addicted to the cream soda/root beer flavored soft-drink, Rock and Rye. This is a drink that is manufactured by the Faygo company. Rock 'n' Rye Syndrome is very rare and only occurs at times when there is a sudden rush of stock or consumer interest pertaining to this product.

In other words, when a place that has never sold it before starts selling it like crazy, people buy them, drink them, and after figuring out what they've been missing out on, they go nuts every time they see a RnR.

Newcastle, Wyoming sucked until the day that Family Dollar started selling Faygo. When I drank my first Rock and Rye (which was excellent) in six months, I went berserk and ended up going broke. Sex in a bottle though. It's worth the whole dollar. And the extreme case of Rock 'n' Rye Syndrome.

by Sweetbeetz May 22, 2011

Guitar Hero Hand Syndrome

Guitar Hero hand syndrome is what happens when you play guitar hero for a very long time (5+ years) and whenever a guitar solo or any music that you can follow along to you start playing air guitar and it really does not make you look cool it makes you look more like a poser

Person 1: Man i think i been playing Guitar Hero for to long i think i have Guitar Hero Hand Syndrome *starts playing air guitar*

Person 2: Dude stop playing that silly game and start playing real guitar

by MidnightStar Sparks September 19, 2011

Post traumatic down syndrome

Post traumatic down syndrome - a condition that mimicks down syndrome that is directly caused by Trauma.

I was diagnosed with post traumatic down syndrome .

by Michelle Gee April 20, 2021

Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)

1. A condition of having huge balls.
2. High levels of testosterone in either a male or female.
3. Willing to take a chance or a risk, not afraid to back down, but not putting ones nuts in harm.

1. "Bro Bill got huge balls!" "Yeah he got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)."
2."Damn that bitch is hella crazy, she just whooped that fools ass!" "Hell Ya I whooped his ass cuz i got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)!"
3. " I put my money on that homie he got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)."

by Bones82 May 6, 2009