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The Dark Ones

When two orange tabby cats, particularly dark and/or homosexual in nature, are absolutely black about the food bowls when they go on the floor.
It’s 8:30, have you fed the dark ones yet?
by Hoodlummm February 15, 2025
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ONS

ons is short for "on soul". basically another way of saying on god or on me.
"she is always starting shit."
"ons"
by hyolynsqueendom May 24, 2022
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That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:

Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020
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One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019
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one mode

One Mode means having only the singular mode of fighting for the team and attacking when in doubt, or attacking the problem first then trying other means.
by Ital_scot May 2, 2016
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One fish

How much are those sneakers? One fish? Cmon man how about just a hundred
by Freshcuts December 5, 2019
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