When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.
Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.
by Mushboom August 11, 2021

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)
The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.
Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.
Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.
"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023

Driving slowly so that the needle on your car's tachometer is pointing to the one--or your engine is only doing about 1,000 revs or less. This is usually done in front of a club or party in order to floss your ride and/or stereo system.
Did you see Skip's new whip?
Yeah, he came by the front of the club rollin' on the one so everybody could peep it.
Yeah, he came by the front of the club rollin' on the one so everybody could peep it.
by DBITY December 31, 2008

“Hey Warrant, how many more days until you are off on leave with your family?” “ One and a Wakey ma’am.”
by CameraQueen December 15, 2023

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
You got it!
Its the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
Come on now!
Just like that
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
You got it!
Its the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
Come on now!
Just like that
by guy on urbandictionary October 11, 2022

by littlefeez August 4, 2017
