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butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.
I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.
by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023
mugGet the butt mittensmug.

A bubble butt

When you burp into your sexual partners butthole your giving them a bubble butt.
Bro she let me give her a bubble butt.
by Whorenextdoor1003 August 2, 2021
mugGet the A bubble buttmug.

Butt Cheek Browner

A wet juicy fart that occurs after a wet shit that is followed by a thorough wipe. The fart causes the browning of your butt crack and butt cheeks. It leaves a brown film and the remnants of poop directly behind your cornhole. It proceeds to leave skid marks as the the unsuspecting purple traitor has no idea that it leaves the same residue as a wet juicy shit.
That guy smells like shit. He must have just had a butt cheek browner.
by The RONA Wigger October 27, 2023
mugGet the Butt Cheek Brownermug.

Goose butt

Goose butt means you smell terrible and need to shower! You have poor hygiene and you need to wear deodorant
Dylan is a goose butt! I don’t know how Katie can put up with it.
by fairGame12 March 3, 2019
mugGet the Goose buttmug.

Butt-hurt

The state of feeling distantly annoyed and angry, bothered, insulted, possibly hurt, and chapped towards someone for something they implied, possibly rude, mean and/or insulting. Sometimes the person who made you feel this way may not even know it. It is typical that when feeling this way, you will feel distantly hurt by that person, you won't talk to that person, you'll ignore them for a certain amount of time, you'll avoid that person possibly and you'll crawl into a shell distant from them. Feeling butt hurt basically means you have let that person get the best of you and you just ain't got snot to say to them. Every situation is different but overall is the same result, you got your ass butt hurt ..
Grow a dick and quit being so butt-hurt !
by exploding air plane 6969 September 8, 2017
mugGet the Butt-hurtmug.

butt

a cool little thing that does poop poops
person 1: Yo! my butt's poopin'!
person 2: sick
by dove_lotion January 7, 2021
mugGet the buttmug.

butt kaiju

A toilet clogging turd of extraordinary proportions, reminiscent of pop culture monsters.
I feel bad about releasing a butt kaiju in that stores bathroom as those employees aren't paid enough to deal with that.
by Cheezytaderbites February 20, 2024
mugGet the butt kaijumug.

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