You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

San Diego thank you

To kiss someone while there taking a shit.

My wife left for work while I was taking my morning duce. So she had to give me the old San Diego thank you.

by chubby chaser 69 April 18, 2010

You are smoking balls

a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish
b) They are lying

1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night"
2: "Shut Up!"
1: "I did!I did!"
2: "Your smoking balls!"

by Craig Lewis November 30, 2004

I love you slut

1. Someone (male or female) who says "I love you" so often and to so many people they have dated that the phrase has completely loss meaning when said by them.

2. An extremely misguided person who says "I love you" to every person they have ever had remote feelings for. This person uses the phrase "I love you" like it means absolutely nothing, therefor can easily be related to someone who sleeps around and has sex with people who don't mean anything to them, otherwise known as a slut- thus the title, an "I love you" slut.

Bree: Dylan just told me he loved me. I would be happy except he also told my friend that he loved her too when they were dating.
Rachel: Wasn't he only with her for like a week?
Bree: Exactly. He tells every girl he dates that he loves them. WTF?! I don't know if I should believe it when he says it to me!
Rachel: Damn girl. He sounds like such an I love you slut. Don't believe a word he says he's just telling you what you want to hear.

by chargra September 8, 2011

good day to you, sir

Legend has it, that a man by the name of Roger Tellenfield was walking by one of his friends one day. His friend looked over and said "I am having a good day". Roger was having a horrible day so he pulled out a gun stuck it to his own head and said "Well good day to you sir" and shot himself. Since then this phrase has been used by many as a good way to end a fight or a good way to say good bye. .

Me: Well dude, your just retarded.
Zane: No I'm..
Me: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

by Not Micah (oh look I'm ripping off of Zane) August 2, 2004

catch you next tuesday

Catch
yoU
Next
Tuesday

cunt, the politically correct way, its not really p.c., but if you are in a p.c. crowd, they wont get it

"she was being a real catch you next tuesday"

by polocia June 4, 2005

Dude you have no Quran

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.

Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)

by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010