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The Big Bang Theory

The theory that if a woman had sex with an guy who is ok at sex right after having sex with a midget, the sex will be even more amazing with the next normal guy. The big bang theory also has a sub theory that you must divide the seconds of sex by the midget's age and multiply that by two and add the number of the normal guy's age to get the "Fucking Density".
The Big Bang Theory explains the "Fucking Density" which is as follows:

30-midget's age
35-normal dude's age
500-seconds of sex with midget

500/30 x 2 + 35= 68.34

68.34 is the "Fucking Density" in this case.
by TheBestColombianDude October 9, 2009
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Texas Big Rig

When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.
I just got done playing basketball and made Betty give me a Texas Big Rig
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Ya Big Helen

What you say to someone when they bumble, trip, mis speak or generally screw up.

Beginings: Two 80 year old women named Helen and a bad pizza commercial started this fond come back. The one Helen was affraid of chemically treated lawns and drank too much. The other Helen swept her grass. The pizza commercial included, "And it's stuck again Helen."
Your friend passes by you and trips. You reply, "Ya big Helen".

Your friend does something stupid, comes back and tells you about it and you say, "Ya big Helen."

You do something mean or off the cuff. Your friend pushes the side of your head and says, "Ya big helen."
by Angi "Helen" Nelson November 21, 2006
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big dogs dik

a prat at work who looks like they are listening when you ask them to do something, but then bombards you with so many questions you just want to smash their face in.
by dazstudly October 19, 2006
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big dick energy

Basically Ha Sooyoung from kpop group LOONA. She has the biggest dick in LOONA and you cant tell me otherwise. shes just that lovely and powerful. Anyways, stream favOriTe!
by trivagowon August 7, 2018
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Big Daddy Master

A name for someone who is beyond being called "Daddy" or "Master" they sexually dominate everyone in any given room.
Chick no.1, "Quick look at that hunk in the corner!"
Chick no.2, "Oh yeah, he's definitely a big daddy master!"
by C4md3n December 23, 2017
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Big 6 Pageants

Big 6 Pageants refers to six Most Prestigious and Popular Beauty Pageants in the World. They are Miss UNIVERSE, Miss WORLD, Miss GRAND international, Miss INTERNATIONAL, Miss SUPRANATIONAL, and Miss EARTH.
Miss UNIVERSE and Miss WORLD were founded in 1950's.

Miss SUPRANATIONAL and Miss GRAND is so entertaining.

The other Big 6 Pageants are Miss INTERNATIONAL and Miss Earth
by Nicholas Saputra July 29, 2022
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