Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

one LOVE. 1

When you Respect someone but they GIVE a sense of PHONYness.

so you say 1 at the end

Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.

YOU: Good looking Cutty, i appreciate you.
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.

just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1

(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...

by oneLOVE.1 February 19, 2023

One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023

baby one

the first baby of the baby squad. they follow the master feez.

baby one, come this way.

by littlefeez July 30, 2017

one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 25, 2013

One piece

One piece is an anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth.

Me: bro, have you heard this super awesome anime called one piece
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh

by Anthonias June 3, 2023

One piece

An anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth

Person one: have you seen this really cool anime called one piece
Person two: no, but it sounds interesting how many episodes is it?
Person one: uhhhhh

by Anthonias June 3, 2023