One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Sammi ones

The act of initiating non-consensual intercourse with persons of ambiguous gender identities. Alternative definitions include: the absence of a father figure, bellowing violently in public settings, as well as the tendency to persistently quote individuals based on earlier comments.

flippin hell lad look at' state of her backside.

nah lad i don't think that's a her
*nudges shoulder
hah sammi ones

by sammiones October 24, 2023

One Vote Strategy

One Vote Strategy is a political campaign management company that manages politicians' social media presence.

One vote strategy is India's innovative, creative and resourceful political communication strategy management Company. We have a strong presence in both the digital and on-ground spheres. Through political campaigns, One Vote Strategy has assisted political leaders and political parties in communicating their message to society.

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by The Big O World February 28, 2022

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

Down in One!

The beginning of counting down for someone to chug their beer, or drink they must drink. And if the whole thing is sung and they haven't finished their drink then they don't deserve to be at your party.
(The full P.C. phrase: Down in One! , Down in One, Down in One, Down in Two, Down in Two, Down in Two, Down in Three, Down in Three, Down in Three, Down in Four ... You're a Bore, Why are we waiting we could be masterb*ting, Drink MF, Drink MF Drink!)

Drunk Party People: *Playing Kings Cup*
Very Drunk Bro: *Gets stacked* Damn it, I lost.
Everyone else: Down in One!...
Very Drunk Bro: *Finishes by Two*
Me: Well that's what you get for standing to the left of me.

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Hole in one

In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button

"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"

by Streakyzeus October 29, 2020

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 2, 2024