She is the most beautiful girl on this planet, Because she is a unicorn.
She has no horn, but she makes up for it by having sparkly brown eyes.
She loves Emo boys, but Is currently single, but it's just because no boy is good enough for her.
She has no horn, but she makes up for it by having sparkly brown eyes.
She loves Emo boys, but Is currently single, but it's just because no boy is good enough for her.
Phwooaar, Look Over there, Theres Saskirawr Unicorn, I'd bang that bitch, but I'm not good enough for her.
by SaskirawrFan December 27, 2010
Get the Saskirawr Unicornmug. A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.
by Gina the Fat Lard January 16, 2012
Get the Majestic Unicornmug. 1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink
2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)
2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)
1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?
b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.
b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.
a. Thanks!
b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.
b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.
a. Thanks!
by Zigbozute October 19, 2011
Get the unicorn pissmug. At the end of sex when the man is ready to finish, he stands behind the girls' head and rests his penis on the top and busts the load forward. The penis is the unicorn horn. GET IT!?
"Yeah Jamal, I was with Shanicequa yesterday. We decided to get it on you know, and I finished with the unicorn. She got pretty pissed because I fucked up the upholstery on her new love seat. The Unicorn Finish was pretty fun though. know what I'm sayin'?"
by dannakins December 17, 2008
Get the The Unicorn Finishmug. When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017
Get the fucking unicornsmug. by Funny& April 18, 2018
Get the unicorn stickersmug.