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Spicy blue trumpet 

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.
Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange 

Donald Trump.
Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

Mr. Trumaine❤

Happy Birthday Mr. Trumaine! You are a father like no other. You are there when we need you and you are there when we don't. You enjoy cooking, spending time with family, and most of all, going to the gym. This mug is dedicated to not only your birthday, but you can fill it with as much pre-workout you desire. We love you lots!
Mr. Trumaine❤, is the best father ever!
Mr. Trumaine❤ by I corn April 24, 2022