iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012

Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.

Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!

by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.

Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!

by kanaryellow October 29, 2014

healthy touch

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.

A pat on the back is a healthy touch.

by trobin49 November 26, 2013

Miley Touch

Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.

When someone is jinxed.

A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.

My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.

by Jack Noph December 3, 2013

Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch

Stop being such a touch-hole!

by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015

Musk Touch

Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.

"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."

by traps ain't gay October 28, 2018