iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012

Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.

Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!

by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch

Stop being such a touch-hole!

by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015

Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.

I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019

Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019

Sarah Touch

When everything you touch turns to literal shit!

Did you see that guy knock an entire house down while doing kitchen renovations? He's must have the Sarah Touch!

by Xakkd October 10, 2017