"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.
The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.
Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...
Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...
by KiiDLMTLSS January 04, 2014
A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.
by Chune for your headtop April 22, 2020
When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.
"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
by badtree132 March 17, 2015
When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
by Jmoe_moe March 12, 2016
Welfare dick is when a girl fucks a guy on welfare and he fucks her long and hard and has sooo much energy because he doesnt have a job draining him every day. He can also fuck anytime 24/7. It is one of the best kinds of dick and highly addictive.
by JyahC March 02, 2015
When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.
by dylpaul October 14, 2015