kitchen table lady

Someone who dabbles in a profession that they have little or outdated knowledge of.

Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.

by bottomlless November 15, 2010

table top skank

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

by aivilo April 16, 2008

flip my table

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground

Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.

by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018

I set my table

The act of getting things done by providing adequately.

Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.

by Blueberrypie December 31, 2018

Big D & the kids table

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!

A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

by Alex. $te March 26, 2005

fruity table jump scare

when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members

r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!

by batergacken April 05, 2021

all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

by Daniel Long November 27, 2007