Salty Cone

To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.

Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone

by Jeff Mellor November 19, 2005

captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

salty peeper

"salty peeper" is an English phrase referring to when a person gets semen in their eye, with "salty" referring to the typical taste of semen and "peeper" referring to the person's eye, thus their peeper is being described as salty.

Last night, I was watching some bukkake porn and the girl got a bunch of semen in her right eye, then one of the guys said; "woah, would you look at that salty peeper"

by Matt8Wats October 20, 2021

salty carlos

A salty Carlos

A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole

We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day

by Coxysauras April 27, 2021