Salty Cone

To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.

Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone

by Jeff Mellor November 18, 2005

captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011

salty dagger

The act of taking a penis, post-ejaculation, and putting it in a girl's mouth

Last night was so awesome! I gave her a salty dagger!

by Market Dadkef February 13, 2016

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 October 31, 2017

salty malt

the best thing to wash down a meal of a hearty tube steak.

i was so thirsty after working on that tube steak that i slurrped down that salty malt in seconds.

by malter and genius December 13, 2007

Salty Sailor

A body shot where you pour rum down a man's back, letting it trickle through his crack and past his taint, catching it in your mouth as it drips off his balls.

Martha watched in aww as her friend Mikey did a salty sailor off of the ripped stripper at the bar.

by IdHitThat August 06, 2023