skeeti pot

When a guy ejaculates into a woman's nostril and the ejaculate comes out the other nostril.

Stephen: Yo, Carolina! Come over here and let me blow my load into your nose so I can see it drip from the other nostril.

Carolina: That is disgusting, yet intriguing at the same time. I'm totally game for the skeeti pot.

by ergoamazingness July 27, 2011

Dent the pot

When you've got to urinate really, really - REALLY - badly and it comes out like a steaming jetstream for, like, three or four minutes straight.

"Pull over. I've seriously got to dent the pot"

"Jeff had four beers and now he's in the head denting the pot"

by Teddy Thunderbolt September 20, 2011

academy pot

a pot which effects include raised concentration and ability to talk (or write) more on a matter.

Need to get me some academy pot, man! Really need to pass that test tomorrow.

Academy pot! It doesn't just only gets you high, it also gets you HIGH GRADES!

by dnbace April 2, 2011

Pot of Grain

Someone who plays league all the time and eats in his room, thereby eating out of a pot of grain.

Girl 1: "Have you seen that hot dude"
Girl 2: "Oh, I heard hes Pot of Grain"
Girl 1: "Oh nevermind hes disguisting"

by Niggere April 13, 2022

Cock Pot

A gay male who dates someone for the sex

"Jared had sex with Haiden and broke up with him the day after, he's such a cock pot"

by Kosai The Weird Pyro January 28, 2017

fudge potting

the act of shoving marijuana up your ass

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.

by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009

Crab Pot

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.

I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.

by halascanid February 5, 2022