left lane lag

a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!
by Driving School April 08, 2009
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miguels left foot

a prosperous business located in the centre of the world, Auschwitz concentration camp with several other locations around the world
wow thats such a nice place, miguels left foot is so creamy
by one spicccy boi with 3 c's October 21, 2020
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Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.
I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.
by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019
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left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 25, 2022
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No Five Left Behind

the act of spotting a 'hanging' high five and running up and slapping that five while announcing 'no five left behind'.
C'mon man, high five.
no.
(out of nowhere): IM ON IT!!!
*smack*
NO FIVE LEFT BEHIND XD
by mach4motorboat August 24, 2010
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Left leg syndrome

When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.
"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."
by Suicide helpline April 04, 2017
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