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Chicken Jockey

Stupid things that people get hyped and cry vigorously in the theater when they Chicken Jockey in the movie Minecraft Movie. And some crazy teenagers throw their popcorn when it appears on the screen. It's pretty messed up.
Screen: "Chicken Jockey on the box arena"
Audience: Chicken Jockey!!!!! YAAAAA!!!!
Cleaners(later on): Dude, I genuinely wanna quit my job right the flip now! Popcorn's everywhere!!!
by catty box April 22, 2025
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sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything
sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey
by Mike-and-Sean124321234 December 12, 2011
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Chicken Jockey

A humorous phrase uttered by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" (2025)
Garret: You want me to fight the chicken?
*Crate lowers slowly and releases a baby Zombie*
Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY.
by craysilver April 30, 2025
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Yard jockey

A person who drives a shunt truck to move trailers in a yard of a trucking facility. Typical responsibility include spotting trailers, moving trailers to and from docks and assisting drivers.
I can't find the trailer I'm supposed to pick up. I better go look for a yard jockey to help me find it.
by Nasor6221 April 9, 2020
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Giraffee Jockey

1. A person of negro decent. Much like that of the fabled Camel Jockey, but literally like a nigga straight out of Africa.
Hey have you seen the new foreign exchange student FOB from Niger?

Yeah i talked to him for a bit, that nigga's a straight Giraffee Jockey!
by Grimmjow Kurosaki November 3, 2010
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Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016
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Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
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