smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

smack-ass

worse than wack--it's derogatory fer sher
however--there is an alternate meaning to be used ONLY when it's REALLLLLY good.

bad: that guy is a smack-ass ho for coming to your party and actin' up like that.
good: we played a smack-ass game of poker last night and my boyfriend walked with the pot!

by nell March 13, 2003

dick smack

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.

Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.

by ryhlyh March 13, 2017

smack boot

a stupid person-comes from 1970's UK crippled children that had to wear leg braces, one foot hit the ground normally the other went smack because of the weight of the calipers up the leg

look at that smack boot

by fat paul enema February 16, 2007

Smack Dragon

An ugly as fuck person, usually a girl, who uses smack also known as heroin.

This smack dragon keeps asking to suck my dick for a taste.

by Jet Speed September 11, 2014

Cadillac Smack

When someone is hit so hard it feels like they got hit by a cadillac.

They was runnin they mouth, so I put the cadillac smack on 'em.

by LOVELY** May 2, 2010

smack that foghorn

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.

Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

by Curly_Fry June 14, 2010