Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

poke 'n wave

Having sex with someone and never calling them back. Synonymous with fuck and chuck.

See that girl over there? I'm gonna give her the old poke 'n wave.

by catleesi July 8, 2017

Skyward poking flagship

A guy's erect junk, ready to go

A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake

by Sexydimma October 13, 2024

Pokes

Slang term for vagina originated in Toronto, Canada

Your shorties pokes smells like hotdog water

by \_{:)}_/ June 18, 2018

poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.

This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

poke smocker

Pot smoker

That guy is a heavy poke smocker.

by talminator June 25, 2016

Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.

Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.

by Bartolona August 13, 2018