Miles Vesper

pedophile lmao

use to be spear now pedo lmao (Miles Vesper)

by Goatrasin December 20, 2021

Dirty Miles

When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.

He done did a dirty miles.

by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023

Miles tilley

The master of all dick and ZaZa

Miles Tilley is the king at dick and zaza

by Mr ZaZa August 30, 2023

Mile Marker Club

Sex in the restroom of a coach or charter bus

Steve asked Hope to join the Mile Marker club.

by Queen2you December 08, 2023

half mile freeway

A woman who likes a lot of large or long partners to ride on and then get off quickly

She loves that half mile freeway..

by Observer 777 August 26, 2021

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

mile high wings

Having sex while in an airplane.

Jerry got his mile high wings when he banged the flight attendant in the cockpit.

by DeepDishPizza March 11, 2016