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sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything
sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey
by Mike-and-Sean124321234 December 12, 2011
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Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
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Giraffee Jockey

1. A person of negro decent. Much like that of the fabled Camel Jockey, but literally like a nigga straight out of Africa.
Hey have you seen the new foreign exchange student FOB from Niger?

Yeah i talked to him for a bit, that nigga's a straight Giraffee Jockey!
by Grimmjow Kurosaki November 3, 2010
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Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016
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Chicken Jockey

An annoying trend when people watch the Minecraft Movie. It occurs when Jack Black’s character Steve shouts Chicken Jockey.

People in the audience sometimes jump onto each others shoulders and scream Chicken Jockey.
Steve: Chicken Jockey
People in audience: Chicken Jockey!!! *jumps onto friends shoulders
Cinema worker: I don’t get paid enough for this
by Darthinian April 22, 2025
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Yard jockey

A person who drives a shunt truck to move trailers in a yard of a trucking facility. Typical responsibility include spotting trailers, moving trailers to and from docks and assisting drivers.
I can't find the trailer I'm supposed to pick up. I better go look for a yard jockey to help me find it.
by Nasor6221 April 9, 2020
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Chicken Jockey

A chicken riding a baby zombie, also from the game minecraft
Steve: Chicken Jockey!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEAHHHH
Gurt: yo
by Fred Jockey May 4, 2025
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