The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has a creative mind and lives to dream. Caring, loving and funny are a few words to describe her. She's a keeper.
I have a crush on Abigail golden
by Unicorn meat April 25, 2016
When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.
My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster
by Locuk February 18, 2017
When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find no poo on the paper, hence a clean exit and a ‘golden angel’.
If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just an angel, it was a golden angel - winner!!
by H-J April 10, 2021
Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.
I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.
by Bigshifter October 25, 2013
She’s a ten out of ten an absolute stunner
Never needs a man she’s what a man needs
Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality
She is worth her weight in gold
No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸
Never needs a man she’s what a man needs
Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality
She is worth her weight in gold
No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸
by CHBK November 02, 2020
When performing a Golden Handshake (definition on this site), one pretends to accidentally overshoot the forearms, faking apologies the whole time, but continuing to soak the would-be business partner's torso and legs in piss until one's bladder is completely emptied (excusing it all with "once I start I can't stop--it burns"). This technique is often used as a subtle form of mockery of the would-be business deal, or a way to express doubts of the profitability of the alliance.
Eager to seal the deal, Henry agreed to the Golden Handshake but was somewhat hurt when John surprised him with the Golden Overshot.
by BigLud May 22, 2014
What does she have a golden tomato?
by The Tiguere Will December 04, 2021