"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.
The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.
Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...
Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...
by KiiDLMTLSS January 04, 2014
A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.
by Chune for your headtop April 22, 2020
When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.
"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
by badtree132 March 17, 2015
When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
by Jmoe_moe March 12, 2016
When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.
by dylpaul October 14, 2015
Docta Dick is an omega chad with a 12 inch dingaling. He spends most of his time saving bitches from broke ass niggas while also destroying them sexually with his thunderous cock. He's got a PHD in sexology, is also a professional gynecologist, and is always willing to help a bitch with pussy problems (not that there will be any problems while he is around). He currently holds the Guinness world record for fucking the most playboy playmates in a single day. He is the worlds greatest Smash Bros player and mains Pac-Man because only big dick people main Pac-Man. When he's not busy bare knuckle boxing professional fighters for fun, he enjoys reading the books of Mark Twain (first editions by the way) and smoking the finest and most expensive Cuban cigars (many of which were given to him by Fidel Castro). He is a connoisseur of films and doesn't watch anime because he feels anime is fucking gay. He has a homosexual Portuguese friend named Russ who is a mechanical humanoid. Russ is basically a retarded C-3PO on wheels but with skin and the world's largest dubbed anime collection (which mainly consists of many copies of Vampire Knight and Sword Art Online). Docta Dick is widely considered to be the "quintessential intellectual" by many of the great academics all over the world. He is determined to make the world a better place by destroying Zionism and purging Zionists from this great Earth because someone has to do it.
by Russ The Dubjunkie May 22, 2021