British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth

British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*

by Fishy1999thefish February 9, 2024

British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.

Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.

by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024

British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC

Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.

by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013

British Calabria

The Jane and Sheppard area of Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

“You live in British Calabria?”

“No, I’m from Scarborough.”

by RUFF RUFF July 17, 2022

yells in british

Yelling at someone in a British way in text, the best way to do it is to just put it there man.

1: “SHUT YO GODDAMN MOUTH YOU THING!!”
2: “haha Yells in british.”

by .unl0ded_3rror May 27, 2023

British

We don’t all drink tea and say g’day that’s only some of us. Most of us say ‘Hi’ or ‘Hello mate’

Random British guy: OI you parkin’ too close to my van mate

Other random British guy: wanna go mate

by Some random British person May 1, 2019

british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023