Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Science

Science is a study of physical and natural phenomena

Science is good bro

by HOKKIENguy February 19, 2021

95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Science and Health

A nineteenth century precursor to The Matrix. Used in the study of Christian Science.

"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."

"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"

by Adamant101 February 10, 2008

Science

Fuck around and find out

John: *fucks around with sciencey shit*
John: *finds stuff out*

by DaSuitcase August 19, 2023

Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023