expensive bullshit

Promises made by politicians

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.

by Spartan Kong June 8, 2014

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Bullshit

A bull 🐂 that had a shit💩

This large mass too a big steamin bullshit.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021

holiday-bullshit

the feeling of impending doom, panic, and depression leading up to christmas break

I am feliz navi done with this holiday-bullshit

by anne504689 December 18, 2014

fairytale bullshit

A term used to define a series of events in one's life that in hindsight seem to be extremely far-fetched and ridiculous due to both how it happened and how lucky they were. It would be something you would expect out of an inspirational movie instead of a regular person's experience.

The fact that I met my significant other at a party in a house I helped in building years prior is a bunch of fairytale bullshit.

by Wepartakeinsometomfoolery August 7, 2023

everything is bullshit

A fact

"Hey the sky is blue!"

"Yes, that is an 'everything is bullshit'"

by moment bruh big May 20, 2021

bullshit

(philosophical definition) -

A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.

"This is the best car you'll get ever! "
"That's bullshit."

by jovyne October 2, 2018