"Did you see Jena's new boyfriend? He's like 70."
"Yeah, she's definitely silver surfing."
"Gonna hit up the retirement home today and do some silver surfing."
"Yeah, she's definitely silver surfing."
"Gonna hit up the retirement home today and do some silver surfing."
by Panduhmonium March 18, 2016

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.
by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020

by JoshBryan December 23, 2018

How you get yourself hospitalized and go through a revolving door of residential treatment centers to stay at places, sleep all day, and not have to work: all at your insurance’s cost.
by LeadCA April 4, 2025

It's when you're throwing up whilst dabbing. Usually happens when you see something awesome,yet vomit inducing.
Person #1: Oh shit, Jimmy is about to vombat surf!
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...
by BigbyD April 28, 2023
