Tamagotchi Squat

It's an Asian squat while playing games on a handheld device.

Every time I see my wife in the kitchen, she's pullin a Tamagotchi Squat.

by David from Cumming February 26, 2024

The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.

"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."

by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024

judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring

person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat

by come hawk March 20, 2024

cholo squat

A comfortable deep squat stance utilized by people of indigenous American(Mexican or other LatAm) descent to pause, rest, pose or examine animal tracks while hunting(with homies). Distantly related to the “Asian squat”.

We saw some deer tracks so we hit a quick cholo squat to read the trail, homie.

by urbanwiz1 March 21, 2024