The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.
ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.
JERRY: You have a standard fake?
ELAINE: Mm-hmm.
JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*
ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!
JERRY: You have a standard fake?
ELAINE: Mm-hmm.
JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*
ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!
by blacklung4 June 10, 2011
Get the smoothing it mug.A specific demographic group, those aged 20-29. Often Obama supporters (regardless of the country they live in), heavy drinkers, users of urbandictionary.com (and the souce of all the worthwhile-to-read definitions, as opposed to the adolescents that write the unfunny definitions that either profess their love for a gf/bf or proclaim their hatred of a schoolmate), students, servers, bartenders, clubgoers, in massive debt yet still optimistic, and believe that they can change the world if they just work together (until they reach the threshold age of 30, when 98% people realize the futility of their causes).
The author of this UD definition belongs to twenty-somethings demographic.
The courageous protesters at Tiananmen Square were mostly twenty-somethings.
The courageous protesters at Tiananmen Square were mostly twenty-somethings.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
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by MamaLucia August 21, 2006
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Get the sompthing mug.an expression that is used when someone is hit with comedic misfortune.Used by a fat Italian Man in Family Guy Season 16, Episode 6.
by Megaloafdon November 1, 2021
Get the Ain't That Somethin' To Flip Your Biscuit mug.When a man uses their dick as a golf club to wack a golf ball that is resting on a woman’s mouth (like a tee)
Damn. Jack and Agatha were watching the Masters when they got horny, and he decided to give her a Spiething
by Bdyao0805 November 22, 2019
Get the Spiething mug.When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
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