smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

smack-ass

worse than wack--it's derogatory fer sher
however--there is an alternate meaning to be used ONLY when it's REALLLLLY good.

bad: that guy is a smack-ass ho for coming to your party and actin' up like that.
good: we played a smack-ass game of poker last night and my boyfriend walked with the pot!

by nell March 13, 2003

Jugg Smack

The act of taking a straight shot to the Jugular.

-Meat sound-

Peppers: What the fuck was that?!

Beanie: Dan just took a straight shot to the Jugular!

Peppers: So he got Jugg Smacked?! Damn!

by Epiclulz487 February 26, 2010

Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.

Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.

by leatherism June 15, 2009

smack that foghorn

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.

Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

by Curly_Fry June 14, 2010

Cadillac Smack

When someone is hit so hard it feels like they got hit by a cadillac.

They was runnin they mouth, so I put the cadillac smack on 'em.

by LOVELY** May 2, 2010

smack boot

a stupid person-comes from 1970's UK crippled children that had to wear leg braces, one foot hit the ground normally the other went smack because of the weight of the calipers up the leg

look at that smack boot

by fat paul enema February 16, 2007