smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

smack-ass

worse than wack--it's derogatory fer sher
however--there is an alternate meaning to be used ONLY when it's REALLLLLY good.

bad: that guy is a smack-ass ho for coming to your party and actin' up like that.
good: we played a smack-ass game of poker last night and my boyfriend walked with the pot!

by nell March 13, 2003

dick smack

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.

Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.

by ryhlyh March 13, 2017

smack that foghorn

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.

Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

by Curly_Fry June 14, 2010

Head Smack

When you smack your head in a form of confusion or response

whenever I get confused I just head smack

by AnderzaHackingPieceOfCheese January 23, 2018

Jugg Smack

The act of taking a straight shot to the Jugular.

-Meat sound-

Peppers: What the fuck was that?!

Beanie: Dan just took a straight shot to the Jugular!

Peppers: So he got Jugg Smacked?! Damn!

by Epiclulz487 February 26, 2010

Cadillac Smack

When someone is hit so hard it feels like they got hit by a cadillac.

They was runnin they mouth, so I put the cadillac smack on 'em.

by LOVELY** May 2, 2010