Simon

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.

"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.

by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016

simone eriksson

The most wonderful person in the world. Every guy wants her and all the girls wants to be here.

Is that a god? No that is Simone Eriksson!

by sissie blondine December 14, 2017

Simon Cowell

❌

Simon Cowell is ❌

by iminhellplshelpahhh March 15, 2025

simons..wifeyy

Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.

Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡

by Schnapples.supremacy September 9, 2021

Kent Simon

Someone who is a Kent and also a Simon

Kent Simon is an alpha chad

by KSKSKSKSKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS January 5, 2021

Simon Rippe

Was für ein G!
Schäm dich wenn du nicht Simon Rippe bist

Penis Durchschnitt:
1,5m

Simon Rippe ist so ein G

by Jejejejs November 24, 2021

Simon's Autowall

Natürliche Feinde: Leitern

ahaha

Simon's Autowall

fuck

by cim1337 April 4, 2020