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Shane

Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?
Hey Shane is it true you and Jasmine are talking?
by -Owen stibor May 13, 2022
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Shane

A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.
Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)

3 hours later

Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass
by Ragnorak229 July 30, 2019
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Shane sagi george

Shane sagi george is a hot guy who has a girlfriend who is 4000 miles away from him thus proving he is mature enough to keep a long distance girlfriend. If you ask him for proof about it he will even say that she lived on that street which is infact true if you search it up. Shane is the epitome of a chad who had to cut down his muscle mass just so it would be fair for other guys to pull girls. Shane is also the brother of tim who well known by every female with a pulse.
Look at that guy with the massive muscles oh wait isnt that shane sagi george.
by Black retard September 18, 2021
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Shane

A guy that has a penis too big for a girl
by MichaelJackson1980 November 27, 2018
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Shane

sheyn Noun;
Your typical run of the mill bloke, no discernable unique personality traits. Standard lame clothes, no street smarts, unfunny, and lacking in swagger. A loser.

Variants include; Shaneos, McShane, Shaneboss, Sergio Shaneboss, Shane-bossanova, et al
"Have a look at this Shane over here"

"Oh yeah I know Harry, absolute Shane"
by Ashton Souternym September 17, 2025
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Shane Reacts

A gay Grinder guy from Kentucky who loves to floss his tooth with ICEMANS pubic hairs.
DeathB4D54B is a Shane Reacts.
by String B November 18, 2022
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Shane

A fine, brown-eyed, tall gentlemen who loves to get money. Shane's are very funny and always cracking jokes. One of the most amazing, caring person you'd ever meet. Shane loves to cuddle and he is obsessed with feet.
Have you seen that guy Shane? He loves him some white toes.
by cam the g April 2, 2023
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