sausage face

A person (male or female) whos face looks like a pack o sausages.

'that fellas face is like pure fuckin sausages man'. OR,

'The wizard of oz has got pure sausage face man', OR

'The fat one off eastenders with the sausage face'.

by smokinsean1979 September 2, 2012

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it closed, and using it as a dildo.

"That's an amazing sausage dildo Sydney!"

by Dean Dingus August 17, 2016

sausage dildos

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, then use it as a dildo.

Hey I made a sausage dildos last night, though it didn't work cause I had diarrhea

by ILoveSausages June 7, 2016

sausage talk

The constant stream of references to meat and meat by products spouted by a snausage.

"Damm... Mike wants a tubesteak... Gimme a bite of that sausage... I love beef jerky..."

"Jesus Christ, Adam, enough with the sausage talk!"

by TurgidBologna September 5, 2003

sausage-wallet

a person who sleeps with other people's boyfriends. A chick who "spreads like peanut butter".

Audrinda Patridge from the hills is a "sausage-wallet" for sleeping with Brody Jenner when he was dating Jayde

by Ms. Chanandler Bong May 20, 2009

sausage teeth

Teeth that are angled like something has been repeatedly shoved through them.

You can tell that she gives good head because of her sausage teeth.

by ReRe October 9, 2004

sausage jocky

a man who sits on a mans sausage and rides it until it spits

the queer was in the toilet looking for another sausage jocky,but realised he had AIDES

by mike drysdale January 31, 2007