crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 15, 2021

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Pussed

Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.

Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.

by IAmRampantSprouts May 22, 2015

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pussed

Pissed off, but less vulgar

This shit got me pussed off.
I'm bouta get pussed.

by Kosie Okhardt June 09, 2025

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Puss Russ

A sweet and kind hearted guy that loves to griddy and has curly hair. He can make anyone laugh, and always knows how to make someone smile. He is never too shy to do anything. He is also best friends with people named Zach. Puss russes are also pretty positive people.

Sawyer is such a puss russ. Wish there were more people like him with his rad personality.

by dorkyporkysmorky January 19, 2023

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