Twitter Position

An opinion held by an individual that is well crafted for a particular audience on the internet; i.e Twitter, but cannot be expressed fully by that individual outside of that platform

John's just sharing a Twitter Position, ask him a follow up question and watch him crumble.

by TwitterPositionTM(23.11.21) November 23, 2021

positive sum game

Any engagement, where both parties involved will benefit from the outcome.

Operating a small scale, sustainable micro green farm is a positive sum game. Everybody wins, the customer, the farmer, the planet

by spamii October 18, 2020

Cute Position

Pillow under arse, legs over shoulders. Shrink the fanny, better dicking.

This position is best enjoyed raw.
Cute by name, raw by nature.

By J.Cute

Hey Nick, have you tried the Cute Position?

by The Irish fuck February 15, 2019

Positive Encouraging enthuZiastic

PEZ= Positive Encouraging enthuZiastic

I love PEZ = Positive Encouraging enthuZiastic it’s my favorite acronym

by LEW828 November 29, 2024

brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik May 25, 2018

Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 05, 2023

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow February 15, 2018