Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023

Poke Mob

Derived from the meaning gang banging.

POKE MOB SONNNNNN *high five*

by smashytown August 5, 2010

The poke

Its another way to say COVID-19 vaccine. You get it via injection, thus, "The poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, maybe in 2 years so I know there won't be any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

Poke some Smot

To smoke some weed (A.K.A pot)
(Just switch the P and the Sm, of Poke and Smot)

Bro: Yo, you got some tree on you?
Me: Always Bro, What you tryna Poke some Smot?
Bro: I'm down. *grabs bong*

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

Poking on the fly

something that happens to a person when they are snooping through someone's phone without permission.

Stupid bish picks up her friend's cell phone and looks at the text messages. The first unread message reads "poking on the fly" if she does not enter the correct password.

It is similar to "owned"

by Adamridlinglol March 18, 2010