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poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.
"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."
by Sometimes. February 17, 2017
mugGet the poking turtlemug.

Polar Poke

When a man goes for a polar plunge swim in cold water, and right after has raw sex with his partner. Warming his entire body from the ‘box heater’ For the woman it is like fucking an icicle. Also referred to as the ‘Antarctic Sun Spot’
Babe once I get out of this Ice bath, lets have a good ol’ fashion Polar Poke.
by Fritz May 29, 2020
mugGet the Polar Pokemug.

pinky poke

When Skyler's mom and Kathy poke each others privates with their pinkies
My mom and Kathy pinky poke each other
by pinky finger August 14, 2011
mugGet the pinky pokemug.

Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 September 4, 2008
mugGet the Gee Finger Pokingmug.

poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.
I got a poop poking today.
by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018
mugGet the poop pokingmug.

Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018
mugGet the Poke and chokemug.

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