by Anti-curry November 1, 2017

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018

A female that tries relentlessly to sleep with any male she can. A woman who spends most of her time attempting to work her way into mens trousers.
by FrostDemonStorm March 15, 2011

by franzez November 27, 2007

Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)
Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!
Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
by L4L96 August 25, 2011

n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.
Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.
Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.
by Epileptic Dinosaur November 23, 2010

When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well
Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro
by Naillingtamra May 21, 2018
