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curry goblin

Your a stinky curry goblin and you ride on carpets
by Anti-curry November 1, 2017
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Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.
Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018
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Trouser Goblin

A female that tries relentlessly to sleep with any male she can. A woman who spends most of her time attempting to work her way into mens trousers.
Stay away from her, she's a right trouser goblin
by FrostDemonStorm March 15, 2011
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ally goblin

A child usually under the age of 15 marked by the lack of clothes, shoes with bad manners.
Someone needs to get their little ally goblin back in the house.
by franzez November 27, 2007
mugGet the ally goblinmug.

Gouch Goblin

Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)
Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!

Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
by L4L96 August 25, 2011
mugGet the Gouch Goblinmug.

Cock Goblin

n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.

Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.
Look at that faggot-ass cock goblin givin' that bro some head over there.
by Epileptic Dinosaur November 23, 2010
mugGet the Cock Goblinmug.

Goblin shark

When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well
Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro
by Naillingtamra May 21, 2018
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